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Femur Mist Shorts

$25.08
  • Femur Mist by Ain't Slayed Nobody
  • Femur Mist by Ain't Slayed Nobody
  • Femur Mist by Ain't Slayed Nobody
Femur Mist by Ain't Slayed Nobody Femur Mist by Ain't Slayed Nobody Femur Mist by Ain't Slayed Nobody

Color: Heather

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Femur Mist logo from the iconic Ain't Slayed Nobody podcast line "I'm gonna turn that guy's femur into mist" in the style of a soda logo

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

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